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WHAT TTO DID TO US:







RULE OF THE GAME: CONTINUE THE STORY IF NOT YOU’LL FAIL TTO!! OMG OMG OMG.

Once upon a time there lived a girl by the name of Celine. She likes everything glittery and shiny for example, UNICORNS!!“I LOVE UNICORNS”, she exclaimed.

One day, the famous witch of the town, Caroli Li Jia Wei, went to the Forest of Unicorns, where Celine stays. She gave her a corn and said, “Go to bookshop get Ruffles – Cheddar Cheese then plant this corn into the ground of the secret headquarters, and you’ll pass TTO.”

Celine abided to her command and went to the bookshop to get the Ruffles. However, she couldn’t find the secret headquarters and decided to ask a passerby for help. The passerby looked roasted and unfriendly, and even had some roots of his head. Celine plucked out her courage and approached the passerby.

“OH NO, HOW COME IT’S YOU? WHY DO YOU HAVE ROOTS GROWING ALL OVER YOU?! YOU TOTALLY LOOK LIKE A ROOTED PEANUTTTTT” Celine screamed into the passerby’s face in disbelief. Due to him donating all his brain cells to TTO, the passerby too, had no idea where the headquarters was. Guess who is he? Next, he saw someone holding on to Dory Fish near the bookshop……

The Dorry Fish was gulped down by an alien named Shi Hui who went chanting, RIP NP CB SPF… RIP NP CB SPF… Celine was horrified by the sight and strong smell of the fish. Shi Hui stared at her with the signature ROLLY eyes and rolled her eyes up and down…. As she despises human, she rolled her remaining dory fish and SHOT at Celine.. Poor Celine, could only run off crying until…

CAROLI LI JIA WEI came and plucked out her super sonic pingpong bat and slapped Shihui in the face, while doing that, glitter flew all over Li Jia Wei, Caroli. And a rainbow formed right in the middle of her forehead. OH MY GOD! She has upgraded into the world’s best pingpong witch! Celine was amazed and began to worship her with tears in her eyes. Caroli nonchalantly walked away to go buy her Cheficious Saladipadi. Shihui made an angry face and flew off into the thunderstorm near by.. Watching near-by was the bread faerie – Eileen Luminous Bready Chua (ELBC).

ELBC decided to do something about everything that has been happening. Firstly, she approached Mr. Roasted & asked about the roots on his head. After several attempts of trying to solve the problem, nothing helped. Instead of plucking out the roots, the roots grew longer & longer. & in the other corner of the town, Shihui is happily asking for another dory fish! & she became the Dorylicious supergirl!

In the meanwhile, Celine slowly got over her sadness and decided to lead a new life. As she continued her search for the secret headquarters, she befriended ELBC and found out that they could click pretty well. Celine told ELBC all about the magical headquarters and hence decided to look for it together. On the way there, they saw Caroli and together they continued to their journey………

Finally, they reached this famous destination of the world called the Silicon Valley. They saw many offices, with lights blinking in each office. Celine curiously asked, “Is this like the headquarters?” Li Jia Wei Caroli replied in China-slang, “It looks like it. But which office should we go? LETS FIND FOR TTO!” ELBC stared at them and started grumbling. “Pork Floss Bread, Butter Bread, Egg Sandwich, I need bread….”

Caroli Li Jia Wei suddenly remember that she told Celine to plant a corn for TTO just to trick her into getting a pack of Ruffles – Cheddar Cheese for her! Jia wei faked a headache and have to seek help from the holy Cheers 3 layers of earth below where they are. While the rest stupidly find the magical spot to plant that piece of corn. This journey has jolted ELBC’s memories of Shihui being a BEANSTALK generations ago…

Dorylicious supergirl decided to put the past behind and not think of the beanstalk generation.. It was good experience being a beanstalk and having Mr. Goose to lay golden eggs. She wonders if Mr. Roasted’s child will have roots on their heads. Suddenly, the limelight is on ELBC, she’s still deciding whether to expose the plan of the corn...

After a long long while, the girls finally found the magical spot. Feeling excited, they place the corn on the ground and stared hard into it. Few hours past, nothing happened. Celine thought of watering the corn, ELBC thought of covering it with cement, but to no avail. Meanwhile, Caroli was happily munching on her Ruffles – Cheddar Cheese, which caused her breath to smell cheesy.

Feeling very disappointed, they feel very.. ( I dont know which idiot never continue..)


 Love, Caroli, Shihui, Celine, Eileen & Jeremiah!

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